Monday, May 21, 2012

Silly names

So I meet a lot of people and let's be honest, some nationalities have some ummm let's say interesting names. Here are some of them that i've met in the last year (Yes, there are actually people out there names like this lol). Now don't take offense, this is just for a laugh so don't get your undies in a knot and be calling me names. I made Nick Cannon laugh so hopefully you can laugh at your nationality too: Germaine (for a lady) – Philippines, Mullet – Philippines, Macbeth – India, Apple - Philippines, Shakespeare – Philippines, Bienvenido – Philippines, Mozarelo – India, Girth – St. Vincent, Christ – India, Cheryl (for a man) – Philippines, Chestie – Philippines, Innocenti – India, Jury – Philippines, Irish – Philippines, Godfree – India, Coqui – Peru, Fizico – India, Army – Philippines, Jinky – Philippines, Tragico -Philippines

Sean Paul ft. Zaho - Hold My Hand......I love this song!

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Carnival Victory

What can I say, I spent nearly 10 months on the Victory. I met up with my two good friends, Sarah and Martha. I was re-united with my honey and I made a TON of new good friends. One of the things that we started doing was pendejo night. You might ask, what is pendejo night? Well, pendejo means dumbass or jackass lol. So every week, we chose the person who did the dumbest thing and we celebrated them on wednesdays in the crew bar, good times!
We, the pedenjos, got really good and throwing really good birthday parties. Yes, some of them my represent kid's parties but what can I say, we love themes! I think I had the best birthday party ever, Smurf themed! yay!
We also celebrated all birthdays in style...here's Alex's birthday:
Api's birthday:
and of course Martha's birthday where she earned the phrase " I love blackouts " lol:
Aside from all the birthday parties that we threw, we had some bad ass farewell parties too! First Sucia aka Eduardo left us, so we drank absinth:
After Sucia, left Martha (but came back 6 weeks later):
and then lastly, Api left us (our crazy one-of-a-kind Thai Chili):
As if we don't do enough partying, we also had some kick ass crew parties. One of my favourites was a boat buidling competition. We had to use items around the ship to build boats that could float. Turned out to be a pretty good challenge.
Another time, we baked a 200 lbs birthday cake and we had a birthday bash in which EVERYONE celebrated their birthday, this thing was massive:
Of course Halloween was pretty awesome and we had to throw in an animal party and a toga party:
And of course New Year's Eve Party was one party to remember:
And something different that I got to experience this time. Some of our Team Members from Bali were celebrating a religious holiday. They transformed what usually is a regular eating area into a beautiful and colourful place of worship.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Shit, I think I might be Lindsay Lohan

Best Polish joke ever

Polish sausage

What Aisle is the Polish Sausage in?

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days................

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy , clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
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The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

Tuesday, May 08, 2012

I love this painting!!!

Sunday, May 06, 2012