Friday, April 04, 2003

MY TOTALLY KICK ASS FRIEND SANJY WROTE THIS, I THINK HE'S A WISE LIL' COOKIE....READ ON....

THIS WAS SENT OUT IN AN E-MAIL FROM SOME UNKNOWN DUDE:

Original Message From: "Paul Davidson" Sent: Wednesday, April 02, 2003 1:44 PM
With all of this talk of war, many of us will encounter "Peace Activists" who will try and convince us that we must refrain from retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11, 2001, and those who support terror. These activists may be alone or in a gathering.....most of us don't know how to react to them. When you come upon one of these people, or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:
1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas.They will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people who did this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will probably use any arguments, ranging from political to religious to humanitarian.
2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in the nose.
3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful.
4 Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell them if they are really committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved
attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they really believe what they are saying.
5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are correct.
6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them much harder. Square in the nose.
7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the idiot realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.
8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people. It is unacceptable and must be dealt with. Perhaps at a high cost. We owe our military a huge debt for what they are about to do for us and our children. We must support them and our leaders at times like these. We have no choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep getting hit in the nose..... Lesson over, class dismissed.

AND THIS WAS SANJY'S RESPONSE TO THE ABOVE E-MAIL.....

Not to sound like a hippie activist.... not that this is a bad thing!!!!!!!.... but notice how this "kid" ends this email by sayin class dismissed?!?!?!..... yeah.... these kinda rules applied in freakin high school..... to tell u all a story thats gonna bore u to death... listen to me for a second.... when i was 15 i was stabbed in the stomach.... it wasnt deap enough to do any real damage but it was a nice pull and slide jobby and i was in the hospital for a night.... i was an idiot and got into a fight wit the wrong person and i never told anyone about this really cept leanne.... my parents thought that it was from my mountainbiking adventures..... but no i was stabbed..... soooo what do u really want me to do???... it sounds all funny and a good idea when this guy talks about punchin someone in the nose... but how many of u have the guts to, on a personal level, go up to someone u dont know and that hasnt personally done somethin to u and punch, stab, or even shoot them t o the point of death, oh i forgot, we train kids like my brother to do that..... I admire anyone that can do that cuz i didnt have the guts to do that to someone that had already done the same to me cuz i figure, whats the next step....... so good for u everyone that thinks war is good!!!... try punchin this big brown kid in the nose at a peace conference.... see what happens.... sorry to anyone that got this that i dont know... i just felt like saying somethin about this guys ideas..... My grandfather was friends with a really wise and special person and he told me that an eye for and eye just leaves us all blind.... so after america's done bombin iraq... they still have 1 eye left???.... whats next ppl.... k thats it... read this guys argument.... its a good idea if u wanna be blind....


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