Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Best Polish joke ever
Polish sausage
What Aisle is the Polish Sausage in?
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days................
A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy , clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
sage
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
Tuesday, May 08, 2012
Sunday, May 06, 2012
Monday, April 30, 2012
I have been MIA
Yes, I have been MIA pretty much since I came back from Colombia in July. Week. I've spent the last 9 months working on a ship and now it's time to go home. I've been sailing out of puerto Rico to St Thomas, Barbados, St Lucia, St Kitts and St Maaten. Now I'm trying to desperately pack as I'll be making my way home in less than a week and then for sure you can expect more on all my travels. I'll be home for 2 months, during this time of course I have planned a trip. This time I will be going to Honduras, something new for me.
Here's a photo of my futile attempt at packing / cleaning my cabin.
